There’s a Houston Ship Channel full of events going on this weekend. So much in fact that reading this post could be considered an event.

FRIDAY

Bayou City Funk

The Continental Club 10PM

“H-Town’s Groove Producin’ Dance Inducin’ Summer Funk Throwdown”

Shakey Graves & Dr. Dog

White Oak Music Hall 6:30pm

Mannequin Pussy with Empath, T-Rextasy

The Secret Group 9PM

SATURDAY

Madeline Edwards

Axelrad 8PM

Free admission to enjoy the music of the next Houston artist to win a Grammy.

Marc Maron: Hey, There’s More Tour

Cullen Theater at Wortham Center 7:30PM

Oso Fantasma “Something to Celebrate”

Wonky Power Live 8PM

Doomsday Wrestling presents “Heroines of Houston”

Numbers 9PM

Everything you need to know is right fucking here

The Strokes Night featuring Mantra Love (DJ)

Satellite Bar 9PM

“Its not too hard to explain.. Derek Silva of Mantra Love will be putting his spin on the entire Strokes discography all night long. The perfect event for you and your friends to catch some cheap drinks and great tunes at the same time!”

SUNDAY

George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic

Revention Music Center 7PM

George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic’s Farewell Tour featuring Galactic, Fishbone, Dumpstaphunk, Miss Velvet & The Blue Wolf

Boris

White Oak Music Hall 7PM

Loudness War/ Cactus Flowers / India Tigers In Texas

Bohemeo’s 7PM

The Smashing Pumpkins & Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds

Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion 7PM

You’ll have to drive out to the Woodlands to see if a fight breaks out between Noel Gallagher and Billy Corgan. Who you got if it happens?