It’s Thursday, Houston. Little Friday. The Weekend Starting Line. And here’s a few items that may interest you.

THURSDAY

roast battle

Roast Battle – Semi Finals by Comedy Hub Houston

Rec Room 7PM

Houston to Hollywood Roast Battle will have Houston’s top 50 comedians insult each other where the top 2 will compete in Hollywood, California at the World Famous Comedy Store!


FRIDAY

beetspoons

Beach Goons with Junkie, Flower Graves

Satellite Bar 7PM

VODI

VODI and Dollie Barnes

Axelrad 8pm

Axelrad Concert Series presents: VODI and Dollie Barnes followed by DJ E$ to make you celebrate or forget about the week. On a personal note, VODI’s “Night Creature” is my blood type.


black linen

BLACK LINEN NIGHT

Vinal Edge Records 6PM

“It’s that time of the year, once again. We survived White Linen Night, now it’s time to bust out your black charmeuse and winklepickers. Mistress Sunshine playing your favorite goth/darkwave/EBM bangers til 9 pm.”


SATURDAY

Food Fuck fest

Food Truck FEST 2019

Social Beer Garden 4PM

Kid-friendly until 9PM. Pet-friendly as well. Free admission! Easy choice.


vampire shit

Vampire Weekend: Father Of The Bride Tour

White Oak Music Hall (lawn) 6:30PM

Support provided by Christone “Kingfish” Ingram and every flavor of White Claw on clarinet.


SUNDAY

a4a

Artists for Artists: Canvas Grab

Artists for Artists at Spring Street Studios 12PM

“This event is sponsored by Jerry’s Artarama. All canvases available are Gallery Wrap Paramount Canvas. Sizes will range from 20×20″ to 72×60″ and various sizes in between. We are asking for a suggested donation of 10% of retail value (a $100 canvas would be $10 donation) of each canvas. This donation will help us to continue to help artists in and around Houston during times of crisis.”


ashton womack

ASHTON WOMACK

The Secret Group 8PM

“Originally from Houston, TX, Ashton Womack started telling jokes at the tender age of sixteen. Fueled by the encouragement of his family and friends, he has since gone on to establish himself as a powerhouse performer around the country. Ashton can be seen on Comedy Central’s Alternatino, Vice Live and in the upcoming Paramount feature film Clifford. Prior to that, Ashton wrote for MTV’s TRL. In 2018, he was selected as a New Face in the prestigious Just For Laughs Comedy festival where he performed in front of veritable entertainment industry leaders. Ashton has featured for Maria Bamford and tours colleges across the country.”


punk rock

Punk Rock Garage Sale August!

Deep End Records 1PM

“Don’t waste your money at the mall or candy shop! Come to Deep End Record’s Punk Rock Garage Sale instead for a true chance to score! About 20 individual vendors will be offering up music equipment, toys, zines, DVDs and VHS, albums and cassettes, clothing, art, and all kinds of weird stuff! We’ll mix in a few pro vendors and artists as well to bring you a truly unique market!”